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Showing posts with label clinics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clinics. Show all posts

Saturday, March 2, 2013

And Now That I Have Your Attention Dept.:





WHAT: Free YentaClinic

WHERE: Mid-Manhattan  & the Interwebs

WHEN: Saturday, March 9, 2013, from 10am-5pm

You’ve got questions, I have (many) answers.

Maybe you’ve been brooding about contacting me for help with your career-transition…or figuring out what you want to be when you grow up and how to do it…or you need some intelligent, bullsh*t-free, reasonable professional advice which is also creative and inspiring. Maybe you’ve wanted to meet me first to see if I’m as awesome as you hope[1]. 

Sign up for a FREE 45 minute session, either in person or virtually, with the power of the Interwebs[2]…and let’s get to work! I’ll help with everything from creating and improving your LinkedIn profile…to learning how to intelligently and purposefully network...writing your elevator-pitches and resumes…social media marketing…researching business issues…whining...and the like.

Rules:
1.       New clients only.
2.       You must become a fan of my business Facebook page, “Carlotaworldwide Creativity Yenta.”
3.       Email me @ carlotazee@gmail.com, with a 45 minute window, between 10am-5pm, and I’ll confirm your appointment and send you the address.
4.       You must be awesome.




[1] Spoiler alert: I’m way, way, more awesome than you could ever imagine.

[2] You must have a working Skype account, in good order, before our session commences.

Monday, March 26, 2012

Of fumes, mens and value

I’m not gonna lie, I’m kinda running on fumes…I know, it’s only Monday. But concepts like “weekend” and “R&R” only apply if you’re not self-employed…or if you married well, I suppose. Due to my sketchy taste in mens, I’m not—praise Allah—married yet (think of all the boys who I’d be denying a chance to um “date” me…), and so I remain self-employed. Therefore,  while I did enjoy this weekend, I’ve  also been working non-stop since…2008? Give or take a year…or three. So, I’m feeling a little exhausted on this blustery day in Queens.  However.
However, Spring Break is over, you’re “probably” sober, the New York Supreme Court has thrown out the first in a series of lawsuits against various law schools over the schools’ allegedly deceptive post-grad employment data…and you need a job. What to do? Indeed. Here’s what: network on your value. What do you bring to the presumptive employment table? Great grades? Not enough. Some internships which look nice on your resume, but didn’t directly translate into verifiable new skills and useful contacts? Forget it.  Your value is your skills, your grades, your contacts, really all of that, marketed in a way to alert prospective employers as to what a useful, sharp, plugged-in, hard-working employee you’ll be.  Your value must be that tangible.
The reason law school, for example, isn’t the elevator to success it used to be is because grades alone don’t cut it anymore. Not in a saturated economy like ours, with so many law schools and law students. Grades matter, sure…but they cannot be your entire plan of attack. If you saw the GPAs of some clients who have come to me after a year or so of legal temping and increasing desperation, clients whom in a so-called “normal” economy, I’d be asking them if that want that venti no-fat frap with foam or no foam…then you’d understand why I say, grades are not enough. It’s a package deal. A package of grades, of real-world, problem-solving internships in which you’ll actually be given responsibilities and be held accountable and have regular access to people who can help you network; of law school clinics at which you’ll actually have to work and learn skills, from answering the phone to interviewing clients; and of access to alumni who have the wherewithal and the incentive to help you. All of this is how you add value. And when you add value, you dramatically add the probability of gaining a job.  You see what I’m driving at here? Interested? Email me @ carlotazee@gmail.com.....and then I’ll show you my value!