I know that some of you--my parents, included—are wondering
what exactly it is I do all day. Besides flirting. And giving The Kitten nubbins....otherwise known as, The Bad Touch.
Good
question! Let’s say you’ve just lost your job, and it’s been a while since you’ve
had to network, and show your resume around, etc., and you don’t even know what
kind of job you want, never mind how to find it and you’re inwardly about three seconds away from giving up, dropping out and starting life over again following a Phish tribute band. Okay. Don’t freak out. It won’t help and you’ll just wind up
exhausted.
(And if you're going to follow a tribute band, make it a hardcore band your friends won't laugh at...go big or go home, baby.)
Now, you could go to one of those resume services, those
services “guaranteeing” to write you a
resume and cover which will get you interviews…You could, but of course, you
have no idea what kind of “guaranteed” interviews you’ll get, and whether or
not said interviews will be relevant to your skills and experience. Who
knows if those interviews will even be for real jobs? And since an interview
doesn’t necessarily mean a job…oh well.
So, you could go to a resume service…or you could come to
me. I’ll help you focus your resume and your LinkedIn profile; we'll clean up your social media presence and get you organized. Then, based on what you tell
me, on your experience and your personality, I’ll create a personalized
strategy for you, showing you, step-by-step, from start to finish, exactly how to use
the contacts, experience and education you currently have to position yourself
to get the job you want. (Tah-dah!) Sound too good to be true? Nah. I do it all the time.
I did it for myself in my twenties, when I started with a degree in history and
ended up with a TV career, which took me through Russia, D.C. and NYC, and
all the top networks. I did it to sell my new play. It's how I roll, son. (#wellesleygangsta.)
Interested? Of course you are! (Many people also find me
very funny. Even some people who aren't trying to undress me.) So email me @ carlotazee@gmail.com!
No comments:
Post a Comment